My nearby “natural market” had a muffuletta in the deli case today. I was so tempted.
Today’s most exciting moment: my mom sent Heavenly Hash from Louisiana! It’s my favorite Easter candy. There were also the traditional Gold Brick eggs amongst other gems.
In real April Fool’s News:
I feel for this prank first thing this morning. But at least I caught on immediately when the alternate door had the same sign.